Why do you have the ability to always know when i am drinking beverages near my computer? Yesterday it took me ten minutes to clean up the wine off my keyboard and make sure that my nose wasn't going to fall off, as I told you, when you made me snort my drink. This morning, after reading this it seems that my tea has added onto the adorable wine stain. Thaaaanks.

I put it in private view because I started to add onto it. It's needs editing so....I'll bring it back up after I am done. Promise.